i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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