Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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