i just google imaged poop.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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