TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Randomize
