as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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