At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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