There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
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I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
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Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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