found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
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she said she was living bicuriously through me.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
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Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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