I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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