Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
I just found puke in my bra..
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what are you doing with your life
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
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Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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