So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
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Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
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Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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