Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
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