i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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