I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
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low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
birth control should be required to get into college
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
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I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
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