I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
oh god the rape fog is back!
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
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so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
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Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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