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why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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