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I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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