He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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