I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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