Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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