Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
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she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
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All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
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