I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
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we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
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With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
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