yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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