Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
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If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
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Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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