fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
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He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
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But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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