Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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