Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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