You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
This is classic penis vs brain.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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