Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
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Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
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Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
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Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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