Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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