I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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