I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
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i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
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I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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