he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
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i love accidental penises.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
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gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard