It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
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how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
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Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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