if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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