is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I have feelings that need drinking.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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