when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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