yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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