found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
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I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
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I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
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