It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
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There is too much vodka and too much dick.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
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I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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