Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Randomize