His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
God, I missed his penis.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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