HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
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Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
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We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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