I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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