You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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