I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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