I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
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we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
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The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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