I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
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As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
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A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Someone came in the potted fern
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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