the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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