so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I can't trust your balls anymore.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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