Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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