did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
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I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
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I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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