oh god the rape fog is back!
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Randomize
