Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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