so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
My orgasm happened in two different decades
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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