Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
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He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
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Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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